If you’re like me, you’re used to being “selected” for things via email, but it isn’t too often I’m treated to a prestigious event via snail-mail. But apparently, I’m invited to attend a “Who’s who” of business executives based on my “professional achievements”.
Nice!
Unfortunately, I can tell they’re full of shit because they selected me based off my achievements with my “company” Hungry Hacker Industries. Anyone with half a brain can tell that being “President and CEO” of Hungry Hacker Industries is about as prestigious as being “president of patty preparation” at a local burger place.
To paraphrase Groucho Marx, the fact that they’re interested in me makes me completely uninterested.