Pondering certification

I still have a ton of stuff I need to get sorted out before I can go get a work-outside-the-house job, which is frustrating because a friend of mine works for a company who was hiring someone for a position I’d be really well suited to. Another friend in Canada has been trying to get me to work for an IT security company he’s a partner in for the better part of a decade now.

A part of me’s still convinced that our company is the path forward – in a shady job market the most secure job is one you create for yourself, and that’s where I see our long term plans pointing. Our company’s growing steadily, and I certainly don’t resent the hours I’m putting in any more.

Either way, whether I go work in the IT field for someone else while our company grows or whether I continue to pour my soul into it and branch out, certification would go a long way. I’ve been managing UNIX-like operating systems for in excess of half my lifetime – almost a decade and a half to be precise. I have a pretty decent background in security (though it could be better, if I’d apply myself to any one thing) and I’m a competent hacker when it comes to programming, though I’m by no means a developer (again, could be better if I could apply myself to any one language for a length of time).

But to all but the most enlightened employer, all of this means nothing – most of them look purely at certification and my resume would probably not knock most folks’ socks off. Thankfully our company gets precious little clients who actually ask what our qualifications are, most of them are usually pleasantly surprised when the proverbial hits the fan to know that I do know my stuff… but any who were to ask beforehand would again, be less than impressed.

I’ve been looking at this Western Governors University, which is one of the first schools offering online degrees that are actually worth more than the fancy paper they’re printed on. Their online IT degree… Well, I was particularly looking at the security program, which incorporates Cisco’s CCNA and the CCNA-Security certification, as well as A+ and Security+ – which, while I’ve never been terribly keen on them as a measure of someone’s worth, would substantially pad my resume.

The course has a Microsoft component too – I’m not entirely sure how much of it is Microsoft-centric, but I’m pretty confident I could get the hang of that rather quickly. According to Wikipedia, WGU is a “competency-based” education, so you’re free to take the exams whenever you think you’re ready, so chances are I could speed through a few sections of the courseware. About 10 years ago I was reasonably confident I could pass the MCSE exams, I just couldn’t afford them. I’ve poured over the CCNA/CCNP courseware periodically for the last ten years too.

It’s ridiculously cheap though – at the time of writing it looks like a hair under three grand for a semester’s tuition, and because it’s not one of those goofy online “colleges” there’s federal financial aid available (though again, I have no idea whether I’d qualify).

Does anyone who happens to be reading this have any familiarity with how quickly someone like myself could pass such a course? WGU charges tuition based on semesters, so obviously the faster I complete everything the better off I’ll be. Most of my familiarity is with the FreeBSD operating system, so I’m not kidding myself that I’ll have quite a bit to learn.

It’d be awesome to have some pieces of paper to prove what I know. :(

Sicky Puppy all better

So about a week ago Ruby wasn’t feeling too great – it seemed like she’d pulled a muscle in her hips or something, she wouldn’t get up and would frequently yip while walking. Climbing the stairs appeared to hurt her, but going down was a non-issue.

We deliberated over taking her to the vet, because it looked like something she could have easily gotten over with just a bit of rest… but I just had this nagging feeling that if we didn’t take her and we woke up to a dead puppy the next day I wouldn’t forgive myself.

So we braved a forecast-terrible storm which actually gave us a break while we were out in it, and drove to Bluffton to the vet. Unlike the last time she was there, Ruby was pretty terrified and snappy, so I had to muzzle her for the first time.

The vet checked her out and couldn’t locate the source of the problem, so he just subscribed some meds for her and we were on our way. We call it puppy-vicodin because it seemed like it helped her within a few hours, but as ar as I know it’s just some kind of anti-inflammatory/muscle supplement.

Now it’s nearly a week later and she seems much better. She just took the last of her puppy-vikes and is still a little squeamish about going up the stairs, but she’s otherwise back to normal. So I figure we basically spent about $50 on peace-of-mind in the form of a vet visit.

F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin

The “Horror” game genre is pretty much not much younger than videogames themselves, and it’s had a few notables along the way in the field of horror-FPSes: Corridor7 took the Wolfenstein 3D engine and turned it into a space-horror game to moderate success. Doom, Doom II and to a greater extent Doom 3 all dabbled in the horror element.

But F.E.A.R. took it in a completely new direction being one of the first (that I can think of) popular games that genuinely scared the shit out of most folks on a regular basis. F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin was the much-anticipated sequal to this, and doesn’t disappoint in the horror department.

I’m by no means an expert in the FPS deparment – I’ve said this before – so take my reviews of FPSes with a grain of salt… but F.E.A.R.2 is a reasonably solid FPS in it’s own right.

When I go to scary movies, I don’t usually jump much. Every so often, sure – fuck sometimes if I’m not paying attention I’ll jump at shit that’s not supposed to be scary and just happens all of a sudden. I’m also pretty much a skeptic when it comes to ghosts and such. But this game just generally freaked me out on a good few occasions.

The story mode is a solid adventure, starting out set in the moments briefly before the events of the original F.E.A.R. and continuing outwards. It progresses nicely, and doesn’t really contain any aggravating sections which just completely piss you off because of how hard they were. On the hardest difficulty I found the game’s progression a good solid slog and never really hit a cement wall, which is exactly how a game should be – as opposed to games like Call of Duty 4 and Modern Warfare 2, who have several parts that are just straight up hurdles and then other parts of the game that are smooth sailing.

On the whole I felt satisfied when I got done bashing my way through the story mode, I didn’t pick apart the holes in the story or do anything else I usually do with horror storylines. The campaign didn’t suffer from the “abundance of ammunition” problem most shooters do, it was nice switching between several different weapons just to make it through the mission.

It’s pretty reasonable on the trophies too, but some of them require multiplayer (so forget about platinuming it)… which brings us to:

The downsides? Multiplayer is an absolutely ghost town. If you’re lucky enough to sign on at a time when you can find a game, expect it to be no more than three or four people at a time and for one of them to ragequit at some point. Most of the time when you sign on you simply won’t find a game, or you’ll find one with one other person who AFKed looking for their eczema treatment and won’t ever ready-up.

Given that this game has now dipped down below the $15 mark used, it’s well worth the money for the single player campaign. There’s also one piece of DLC that I haven’t tried yet, but have heard good things about it. It’s a worthy addition to your budget collection. :)

Back into the MW2

So I basically straight up ran out of shit to do on Borderlands – which sucks because I was really enjoying it… alas, until The Secret Armory of General Knoxx is released, it’s on the shelf. :(

Since Tidler’s on his California adventure/job search, which currently isn’t going so well, we’ve done quite a bit of gaming. Borderlands platinum trophy in about a week bit of gaming. So we decided to jump back into MW2 – he’s been playing it with other friends off and on so we figured we’d bang out some of the special ops in the hope I could add a second platinum trophy to my collection.

When I first played Modern Warfare 2, I thought the special ops was kind of… well… garbage. A rip-off. A cheap way to add a little extra content to the game without actually adding much in the way of extra content.

It actually adds quite a bit though, it’s a surprising amount of fun. Teaming up with another person against a computer army is a huge blast – in fact I think that’s maybe why I didn’t like doing it at first, because I was flying solo. Now we’ve got three ops left to ace, and I’ll have my 69/69 stars. Then it’s just a few-skill based trophies that should be pretty easy to do on regular difficulty, and I’m home free. :D

You gotta be high to enjoy Pink Floyd

Yes, I realize the title’s flame-bait and yes, it’s partially in-jest.

One look at any arbitrary list of music I like shows that I’m hardly a connoisseur of fine music, in fact I’d say precious little of the songs I’d rock out to in my underwear in my bedroom mean anything of value to our culture as a whole. Discarding the whole “butterfly effect” thing, the world probably wouldn’t be a terribly different place if Offspring never existed.

But you know what? I’m okay with that. I don’t base my music tastes around the cultural significance of the work, or even around the politics behind them (which pisses off a fair few “all punks should be anarchists” types, believe me!) – no, I can still enjoy some of Goldfinger despite the fact I almost couldn’t disagree more with the lead singer’s stances on “animal rights” (I’m an animal welfarist, not an animal rights supporter – there’s a subtle difference, mostly when it comes to Ted Nugent).

So when having some form of discussion with a friend recently, he wound up showing me his last.fm page. At this point, my knee-jerk reaction was to fire up the common troll: “You gotta be high to listen to Pink Floyd”.

Now I wasn’t intending to berate SouL for his music tastes – everyone likes something different. Where this comment actually stems from is from a history of belligerent Pink Floyd fans (though ‘floyd are by no means unique in this respect – the various subcultures are heinous for this) who basically insinuate that you either like ‘Floyd or you have no taste in music. Personally, I’d rather go down to Tijuana for a back alley colon cleansing than listen to Pink Floyd.

The worst offender was a guy that worked at the tile factory I worked at fresh out of high school. He had a degree in Philosophy, and still wound up slinging around hot chunks of terracotta – in other words, he’s exactly the kind of person to get condescending when it comes to music.

His basic position was that you either liked Pink Floyd, or you were a neanderthal with no culture. The fact that I was too young to experience the educational system pre-”The Wall“, paraphrased from his opinion, basically meant I had no hope of every knowing what a deep and meaningful song could be like.

So that’s why now when I hear someone who says their favorite artist is Pink Floyd, I just can’t help myself.

Borderlands for PS3

So the other day, it arrived. I finally acquired a copy of one of but two (at the moment anyway) games that I absolutely have to haveBorderlands. Here’s a checklist of features required to make an awesome game:

  1. Post-apocalyptic-style survival: Check;
  2. Robust FPS interface: Check;
  3. Comic-book character design: Check and double-check for the rendering in general;
  4. Diablo-style RPG mechanics: Check (though not a long, “swooping” check, more of a “meh, I suppose so” check);
  5. A smattering of black humor: Check!

That’s pretty much a running list of things that makes Borderlands great. Seeing stills of the graphics doesn’t really do them justice – the “stroked comic-book” rendering has to be seen in motion to really get the concept of how gorgeously it’s pulled off.

The idea of being on some shit-hole planet looking for a vault filled with treasures (plz o plz o plz jewels and gold bullion) that may or may not exist is just a fun time.

What’s not so great? First of all, the story is a little flimsy in places – I believe another reviewer’s called it “paper thin”. I can live without this though, because I grew up with video games where the only story was the short blurb in the front of the manual, or a short scrolling message on the screen.

The most annoying thing is the slow-down on the PS3. It is possible my PS3 just needs cleaning, but I somehow doubt it. A good PC will run it flawlessly obviously (though it’s a pity I can’t afford one), and cross-platform games generally tend to suffer on the PS3… admittedly the slowdown didn’t happen too often, but when it did it was pretty annoying.

A far more common manifestation that I experienced is the voice chat getting choppy while the game is loading each area – the game will throw you into an area without fully loading it (which is nice, because of the shortened load times), then load the full-res textures while you’re running around. The only bad part about that design is that while the textures are loading, voice chat goes to hell. On the whole though, the voice chat is far better than that of say, Modern Warfare 2 – which somehow manages to show off their voice codec’s handling of packet loss all the bloody time.

Why are the RPG elements “meh”? The builds for the character classes I’ve played are reasonably well done – there’s no right or wrong way to build-out your class and you’re free to pretty much do whatever suits you. I have a rather spread build for my Siren, which leans heavily on my class-mod for two skills and works pretty well for my playing style (by the way, the skill builder flash app on the website is a really great touch). It’s also nice how you can reset your skills at any time for a modest cash-sink, so you don’t have to re-roll if you “screw up”.

The only downsides are that there’s really only one “active” skill for each class. Sure, Lilith and Brick can modify their respect skills for different approaches and using melee attacks adds a little something extra to it… but for Roland and Mordecai, it’s pretty much a case of just deciding when to use it, then waiting for it to cool down and repeating the process.

The game’s also quite short, and IMHO I found the difficulty curve to be backwards – the game’s first few bosses were quite difficult because of my relatively low level… and I found the final boss fight rather easy even though I made it there at what most people consider to be the “average” level (level 34 Siren). I soloed the boss only dying once because I screwed up and walked off the edge.

There’s very little strategy on most of the bosses as well – pretty well it consists of finding the weak spot and hammering on it with everything you’ve got.

The game’s longevity is helped substantially by heaping helpings of DLC. MediaMolecule take note, this is how your DLC release schedule should be! I’ll probably be picking up the first pack any time I have a spare ten bucks. Since the “arena” modes didn’t really appeal to me I’m not so sure about Mad Moxxi’s – the “bank” mode would be nice to have but I’m not entirely sure that’s worth $10.

The next expansion, due “whenever” is looking fantastic though. They’re going to be raising the level cap, which will be great – if it goes to 70 like the rumors say, given the XP curve I’d guess that’s about twice as much game… assuming there’s quests enough to get you there.

A new class wouldn’t go astray in the future either. :)

Finally, this game was the first game I got a platinum trophy in, and it’s the last game I bought at the time. I’d had the game less than a week – it’s ridiculously easy to platinum if you play it through to completion… honestly there’s no reason everyone couldn’t do it.

On the whole, this game’s worth the money. If you’re not prenatally poor like I am, it’s worth the $60 if you’re looking to pick up the DLC as well. If you’re in my boat, try to pick it up on Half for around $30 and you won’t be sorry if you like the things in the above list.

It’s pretty everything I thought it’d be… “Call of Duty” meets “Diablo 2″.

Diggin’ my mobile phone

I’m having such a great time with my phone since Sabs talked me into buying a memory card for it. I went from having 64MB storage, filled with things like Opera Mobile (v10 beta is great, BTW), Twikini (fantastic Twitter app, though I wish it had some kind of photo/flickr support) and KeePass…

… which left me with about 900K free space. I’d take one photo and my phone would start crying. I picked up the Micro SD card, stuffed it in there, then uninstalled every app before reinstalling it “to the Storage Card.” I don’t know whether Windows Mobile uses “program storage” as a kind of swap or what, perhaps I’m imagining it, but goddamn if my phone doesn’t seem oodles faster to do shit.

When I got home that night, I filled it full of MP3s. I also picked up a set of earphones for it (easier said than done, the hole being 2.5mm and all) and now I can rock out – I hardly listen to the MP3s though, since Spike got me using Pandora.

It’s great, I’ve killed off like three devices that I used to carry around all over. The camera on my phone is awful, but it’s good enough if all you want to do is be like “hurr, look at this funny product” or whatever – so I’m no longer carrying around a hideously-huge-and-expensive, shoulda-paid-forty-dollars-more-and-gotten-an-SLR Sony DSC-H3. The Opera Mobile browser is good enough that I can do most of my work from the phone if I’m out and get a support ticket, and I have an SSH client as well – so I’m not lugging around an outdated, heavy, please-mug-me-youd-be-doing-me-a-favor Sony VAIO laptop.

I got rid of my PSP, trading it for this phone, which is fine because I can stack this thing up with 4GB of MP3s and Video. Considering I can count on one hand the number of times I used my PSP since we moved out here, I don’t regret it at all. :D

Free Murmur Snippet

For those of you who are running your own Murmur (please note this script is not compatible with Sabrienix/MumbleDog Murmurs!) here’s a free PHP snippet for moving idle Mumble users to a different channel.

Note that it’s released under the BSD license, and no warranty of any sort is provided. It’s got zero error-checking, it’s just an example to push people in the right direction.

My Wife is Awesome

I was havin’ a pretty sappy conversation with a friend today on MapleStory (I’m in the process of liquidating all my imaginary shit and quitting almost-permanently, so naturally I have a tendency to wax poetic), and the conversation switched to how lucky I kinda am.

Basically, I said, I really wish I had more money. I wish our house was warm in the winter. I wish I had two nice cars I could rely on, with fly-ass wireless security systems that’ll start the car remotely so it’ll be warm when I go out in the middle of winter.

I wish I had money for all the games I want, when I want them, a nice TV to play them on, and I wish I had money for a sweet computer every two years.

But for the most part, I’m pretty lucky – because plenty of other people find all these things really easy to come by, and they long for someone to share it with. :D

Almost got into a wreck today :(

So we were coming home from Muncie, and we were about a third of the way home when some guy jumps on the brakes at an intersection, in the left hand-turn lane with his left turn signal on. “No problem,” I think. “There’s a passing/right-turn lane!” So I move over after only having slowed down about 10mph.

Next thing I know, this douchebag flips his right turn signal on, and tries to make a right (from a stop in the left turn lane) instead! I hit the skids, and managed to swerve into a gas station at about 30mph, with the front tip of his car narrowly clipping the rear bumper of mine – not enough to cause any damage but enough to polish the plastic and show he’d been there.

So we stop in the gas station, away from the pumps (lucky there was no one at the pumps or I might not have been able to stop in time!) and the guy’s about to drive off. Sabs starts yellin’ at him like “where the hell do you think you’re going?” so he stops and winds down his passenger side window.

The guy is basically acting like it was my fault, that I nearly “blindsided” him and that he’d done nothing wrong. “I changed my flasher,” he said – as if a half second (one blink) of turn signal is enough before you stomp on it. “We didn’t even hit,” is the next piece of trash that spews over his hillbilly jaw.

After I explained that we did, in fact, bump vehicles… he gets out and checks the back of his Durango and goes “Well it doesn’t look like YOU hit me, so I’m leaving.” Presumably he was late for a Pabst drinking contest or a monster truck rally, or it was time-overdue for his girlfriend’s hourly beating.

Lucky, no one in our car was hurt and there was no damage to my vehicle – but I was pretty ticked off at his insistence it was my fault.