Archive for May, 2010

Politically moderate: It’s a hard life!

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

Being a moderate in such a polarized political climate as the USA sucks. I think mainly it has to do with how ignorant most people are to how much the two-party system sucks… everything is “us vs them” on every issue.

If I say how much I can’t stand the neo-conservative stance of the current republican party, I’m painted as a socialist lefty with no work ethic or family values. If I say I think Obama was a fraud and there’s absolutely no change going to accompany his presidency, that he’ll just do every damn thing the democrat party’s done – well then I might as well be a churchie redneck with a mullet.

If I say that safe-sex education (in addition to the continued use of abstinence encouragement from parents, I don’t think anyone’s suggesting we don’t tell our kids not to do it) is important in keeping the numbers of unwanted pregnancies down, well apparently that makes one a pedophile (I wish I were joking about this one).

If I’m upset because the people who haven’t worked a job in years eat, sleep, watch TV, and just generally live far better than my family – who have struggled and actually for a period been effectively homeless… well then I’m either a callous, heartless person or worse: I’m somehow a racist. Because, you know, all lazy welfare trash are black*, and if you hate lazy welfare trash that means you hate all black people as well.

* Disclaimer: Every single piece of welfare trash I have to deal with on a daily basis happens to be white. Your skin pigment is irrelevant to your being a bludger.

What sucks about US politics is not entirely unlike ordering cable… if you want one little feature, you are forced into every damn thing that goes along packaged with it. If you want your gun owners’ rights protected, well kiss goodbye your ability to get an abortion should the need arise, your right for two consenting homosexual adults to be recognized to be as happy as the rest of us, etc.

You can’t protect a woman’s right to her own body without ordering the full Nanny-state package along with it. I’m not against abortions completely, but a woman under democrat-only rule has the right to terminate as many babies as she likes… but dog forbid the state execute a convicted mass-murderer, or that I play Grand Theft Auto!

It’s kind of pathetic that with the majority of political discourse, it’s made up almost entirely of two groups of people who believe everything their group tells them is right, and do nothing but sling mud at each other and using straw-man arguments. Kind of pathetic that everyone is either a churchfag or a socialist and that not a single one of us is recognized as being in between.

What’s even more pathetic is that this consumer-culture that abounds in the United States, you’re far more likely to wind up keeping your IQ reading about the latest dumb-ass celebrity gossip, idiots putting tapeworms in themselves on purpose, the whole “hcg diet protocol” thing (because getting off your arse once in a while is un-american, we all want a pill or a shot to make us shit chicken-grease so we can keep eating that KFC – consume consume consume!)…

No, the fact is that anyone remotely intellectual should be interested in politics, but US-politics is so fueled by intellectual retardation on every front that you’re actually stupider from having participated in a discussion… that’s what’s truly pathetic.

Duncan learned to sleep on his own!

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

Oh my dog, it’s a miracle.

I had this kid sitting on my lap for a couple hours today, and I was so uncomfortable it was terrible… so I decided to take the plunge and put him in his crib, figuring I could go use the bathroom and come back and he’d want to be held again.

His mom was sitting not two feet from the baby monitor I was using, so we’d know immediately if he started fussing… and he didn’t. We kept checking on him and listening, expecting him to wake up, and he finally did – hours later.

All anti wrinkle treatment jokes aside, I think we might actually stand a shot at making this work without losing our sanity. Sabriena’s catching some much needed sleep right now – I’m up with the baby monitor to make sure we don’t both sleep through him crying.

Once he falls into a rhythm everything should be much better.

Long night

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

Man last night seemed like it went on forever. In the grand scheme of things, this kid of our’s is pretty awesome – he doesn’t fuss too much and he did give us a chance to get some rest the first day, but we were too worried about getting colostrum into him instead of taking advantage of the valuable napping time.

Now all he wants to do is eat – and sleep for 5 to 10 minutes at a time, then eat again. I lack the “equipment” to feed him, so I’ve been trying to pick up the slack in other areas. Sabriena let me sleep for a few hours this morning, which was seriously welcomed and I wish I could return the favor already… but even that few hours wasn’t really enough. :(

I don’t think I’ve ever been this tired – and when the original Quake was released me and a couple friends stayed up for in excess of 50 hours straight playing it on a LAN! This is a completely different kind of tired, like I know this little guy’s relying on us to be alert and checking everything. :( We should fall into a rhythm soon, and him getting better at feeding should help a lot.

Whenever I have to go out to grab something we forgot to pick up, I look like a heroin addict or something. My eyes feel like they have giant sandbags under them, and I’m sure I’ve got crow’s feet 6″ deep… it’s gonna take some badass deep wrinkle eye cream to make me look like a human again – that or about 24 hours of rest. :D